Yeah. That's the angel of death standing between a weary wolf and cautious bear. 20 bucks each. I'm gonna buy the wolf soon and use it as a hood ornament. Watch for that.

You ever wanted a bird of prey to hold your bowl of chex mix and cans of Big K Iced T? I can make that happen. 89 USD.


I know you can't tell from the picture, but these fuckers light up and have feathers. Why? Because they are supposed to be angels or ugly birds. I think you are supposed to buy this to remember your deceased grandparents. This will only be applicable if your grandfather just so happened to be a lasiked Col. Sanders. Why doesn't the cat have wings too? That's bullshit.

Wow. That is stupid.

This might look like a bunch of toys to you, but it is not. This is one of those drop-claw machines that you see at bowling alleys, truck stops, and other places to bring children. This photo is shitty, but look closely. Yes, amongst all the cheap toys is a VHS copy of "The Man in the Iron Mask" starring Leo. For real. VHS. You can win this in the hallway at Joe Bologna's in Lexington. If you win this tape and bring it to me, I will reimburse you for your time and quarters.

Introduction

Some things should not exist. When I see these things, I buy them if I can. Sometimes I do not buy them because they are either too expensive or for some other reason not attainable. Sometimes something can be so stupid that I find it offensive. I love being offended. Sometimes I take pictures of stupid shit. This is some stupid shit that I see and love.